all love garden
As a guest of Vino, famed consumer of all things Olive Garden, you'll be entitled to a Never-Ending Pasta Bowl™ and Coca-Cola™ products™© free of charge - he'll even cover the tip!
dine with a z-list internet celebrity
sustainability and white guilt
More than any other company, Olive Garden is aware of the drought which currently plagues the state of California. That's why the water in which they boil their pasta is 100% salt-free, and recycled only from hydrogen and oxygen atoms that can trace their origin to the formation of the universe. This artisanal water has been evaporated, condensed, and precipitated billions of times -- that's sustainability that you can count on!
please don't make it weird
Trading sexual acts for spaghetti -- commonly referred to as pastatution -- is illegal in the state of California; as such, you can rest assured that your walk out of the Olive Garden will not be a walk of shame.
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Is this real?
Yes! Check out the blog here for examples!
When is this happening?
Sorry man, you just missed it. The blog ran from October 5, 2015 to November 22nd, 2015.
Can I play? I'm male / genderqueer / married / asexual / a person who thinks you'd make a bad date
As long as you're a human being who won't stab me, is willing to be on a blog, and acknowledge this as a date, yes! Or at least, that's what I would say if the blog wasn't over!
Can I know more about you?
Please see my real-life OkCupid account for more info about me outside of my world of pasta.